Or Nah

Jackie, 23, California, cook.


me: the chuck e cheese security guards were very physical and abusive and i can assure you that i will never return to their rat filled establishment

judge: is it true you were attempting to masturbate in the ball pit while yelling about the illuminati?

me: fuck off. next question


wow first of all how do you even touch a bird

(Source: vanillish, via lameborghini)